Fandom Bakes

thedaintysquid:

diablodancer:

One woman’s struggle to use her penis cake pan

haha!

(via pixiidust)

ravenzoe:

talisman:

Butter Beer for Adults! ;)

What you need:

• 8 ounces Butterscotch Schnapps
• 2 liter Cream Soda
• 1 small container Marshmallow Creme.

How to make it:

In a small bowl, combine 4 tablespoons of marshmallow creme and one tablespoon of butterscotch schnapps. Microwave for 30 seconds, then stir together and set aside. Pour 8 ounces of schnapps in the bottom of a pitcher, then fill the rest up with cream soda and stir gently to mix together. Pour marshmallow mixture on top. As you pour the butter beer into drinking glasses, the marshmallow will aerate, creating a creamy foam on top of the drink.

oh shit.

oh hey

(via whitefluffyhat)

miss-ferrous:

christatheman:

cosmictranquility:

Apple pie baked in apples. I love this idea.

Green apples are best for baking

I learned that in Apple Theory class

part of me wants this to be a good idea and the other part is really upset by the faulty crust-fruit ratio

crust is so good guys

(via robbidybobbin)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Dr. Horrible Cocktail Set

Freeze Ray - Dr. Horrible:
1 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Creme de menthe
Sprite (~5 oz)

Directions: Fill a highball glass with crushed ice. Add in the alcoholic ingredients and fill with Sprite (around 5 oz). Stir, serve and stop the world.

“This is the one. Stops time. Freeze Ray. Tell your friends.” - Dr. Horrible
___

The Hammer - Captain Hammer:
1 oz Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1 oz Whiskey
1 oz Peach schnapps
Root Beer

Directions: Mix alcoholic ingredients in a lowball glass over ice. Fill with your favorite root beer. Flex, serve, and be awesome.

“I don’t go to the gym, I’m just naturally like this.” - Captain Hammer
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Crazy Random Happenstance - Penny:
1/2 cup Strawberry Frozen Yogurt
2 oz RumChata rum cream
.5 oz Amaretto
5 Strawberries
4 Ice cubes 

Directions: Set aside one strawberry and blend the rest of the items. Pour into a large glass and garnish with the remaining strawberry. Serve and stay positive.

“We would be able to provide 250 new beds, get people off the streets and into job training so they could… buy rocket packs and go to the moon and become florists…” - Penny 
___ 

Notes: I had a ton of  fun creating these drinks. 
Freeze Ray - To keep with the freezing theme, I wanted to have a drink with lots of ice and a minty flavor. 
The Hammer - What is there to say about the Captain Hammer? He’s strong, not too bright, and kind of a wimp without his powers. The Captain Morgan and whiskey make a strong drink, but the peach schnapps reveals a hidden layer under the hardness. Be careful, as this cocktail might be sweet, but it will hit you like a hammer. 
Crazy Random Happenstance - I couldn’t make a drink for Penny without including frozen yogurt. I’m very happy with how the glass I used is similar in size and shape to a frozen yogurt cup. This drink is sweet, innocent, and a perfect treat to give to a laundromat buddy.

Drinks created and photographed by Mitch Hutts of The Drunken Moogle.

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lundora:

ruchu:

lectorel:

hollythedolly:

furlabun:

deidiva:

kats-in-space:

m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell

fucking

yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

good

GLITTER POPCORN 

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

AHAHAHA THERE GOES MY BLOOD SUGAR OR WHATEVER SALT EFFECTS

JASSSS LOOK THIS IS AMAZING

This gives me bento ideas

TIME TO FUCK UP SOME DEMONS WITH RAINBOW SALT

Fuck them demons.

GLITTER.

POPCORN.

(via blissfullybesotted)

whitefluffyhat:

bakerstreetbabes:

skallagrimjones:

Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

OH MY GOD I LOVE FANDOM CAKES

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

whitefluffyhat:

justmargaret:

I’M CRYING. TEARS EVERYWHERE.

*DROOLS*

thefacci:

So… I know what I’m doing tonight.

(via tiny-jewish-santa)

rebloggedcucumbers:

laugh-addict:

What the Fuck ever brownies

1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.

Mix it in a bowl.

Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way too thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.

Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.

Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.

Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.

Eat brownies.

this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

(via treesinginghobbit)

akmelza:

tinyjewishsanta:

cattasticks:

t-rexcellent:

wilderebellion:

spectrezone:

tuulikki:

jimsgayunderwear:

tuulikki:

This is definitely the best bar in existence.

Where is this and why am I not drunk there.

River Song sounds delicious.

Here. And one day I will convince everyone on my dash to come out and drinks will be on me.

This shall be my pilgrimage to Mecca.

IS THIS LIKE, THE ULTIMATE FANDOM BAR? THE TUMBLR BAR? WHY THE FUCK AREN’T WE THERE RIGHT NOW?!

This is in Washington and now I want someone to take me here for my birthday. >:

11th doctor and Battle For Serenity Valley. @_@♥

DEAR SHANNON AND MELISSA. THIS IS AN HOUR AND TEN MINUTES FROM TACOMA. YOU ARE INFORMED. 

Well shit, now I have a reason to go to Everett.